It is no secret I am into BOYS KISSING in huge, flashing neon letters, capslock on and some glittery stars attached for good measure. I like male/male romance and I do not apologize for this. I do not think this is weird or freakish or sick. I think it is normal. I have liked it for almost ten years and I haven’t been struck down yet. I am quite sure the romance novel industry makes enough money that Scrooge McDuck would drown in for male/female sexy times. Sarah Dessen has her own GOLD PEDESTAL for male/female teen romance. People like romance! Some people happen to like romance where the same gender gets together and makes out a little. Why do I get the stink eye? It’s not like we’re in the 90s, bookstores!
What do I want? BOYS KISSING. When do I want it? NOW. Where do I want it shelved? IN THE YA SECTION.
Not, say, over in the social science sections between BEST GAY EROTICA 2006 and GAY ASTROLOGY. Number one, I get plenty of gay erotica for the low cost of TOTALLY FREE in fandom and it’s normally a hell of a lot better, no offense to gay male authors writing erotica that is kind of terrible (I’m sure you’re talented to someone who is not me). Also, astrology is junk science and 170% useless and easy to beat up on when you’re a frustrated fangirl.
Why are these books being shelved there? All Robin Reardon’s books get stuck there. I saw David Levithan there once (yet Naomi and Ely’s No Kiss List was in the YA section). The book I just read by Martin Wilson would have been shelved “right here, if we had it but I guess we don’t”. The worker said this in a rush before scrambling to get away from the creepy woman who wants to read about BOYS KISSING. Right Here referred to a place between a book on feminism and something about karma.
YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG. Books-a-Million, I’m looking directly at you.
Also, I am tired of getting funny looks for asking about these books. I went in asking about The Dreyfus Affair by Peter Lefcourt and The Screwed Up Life of Charlie the Second by Drew Ferguson and was told, “Oh, that kind of book! We’d never order THAT KIND of book for shelving.” YOU MEAN THE KIND OF BOOK WHERE MEN KISS AND MAYBE HAVE SEX, LADY? IS THAT WHAT YOU MEANT? I wasn’t sure, just checking, no need to blush and look around, that gaggle of teen girls over there heard me talking about it. THE SECRET’S OUT. Women like reading about male/male relationships! Oh noez!
In other news, my shopping trip looking for some books I’ve been planning to read didn’t go so well.

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